What the heck!!!

"1337HPMustang" (1337hpmustang) 08/11/2014 at 13:45 • Filed to: None

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Can't belive someone would go and mark up other people's cars! The nerve!

Just had my car washed and now it's covered in greasy lipstick. Even if you like a car enough to draw a heart on it and leave your number hoping to take it for a spin, you don't do it with oil based product! Wtf oppo, Im deeply disturbed that something like this would happen. I have the number, should I get the authorities involved?

RazoE > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:46

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Is she hot?

mr_gofast > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:46

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hit it,, then call the cops for vandalism

1337HPMustang > RazoE 08/11/2014 at 13:48

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The car? Yeah it's a 4.6 aluminum block so it dissipates a lot of heat

cazzyodo > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:48

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It says "text me" so ask "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WRITE ON MY CAR GOD DAMN IT?!?!!?"

Followed by: "Hi, who is this?"

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:49

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Ask her the send a picture of herself and if she is pretty enough tell her she can take the car for a ride if she "gives you a ride".

ttyymmnn > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:49

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What if it's a girrrrrllllll......

RazoE > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:50

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that's why you get a fluidine and some larger fans. Doesn't hurt to create some custom ducting as well.

mr_gofast > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:52

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Ass gas or grass - no one rides for free

CAR_IS_MI > cazzyodo 08/11/2014 at 13:58

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Send her a dick pic. Chicks love dick pics...

CalzoneGolem > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:58

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Not sure if serious.

Just clean it off and move on ya pansy!

GhostZ > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:58

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Ask your car, since they clearly were in love with your car not you, or they would have given you their number personally and/or written on a piece of paper to you like a sane human being.

CAR_IS_MI > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 13:59

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Sorry. All I had in my pocket was the lip stick, a house key, and this dry erase marker...

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 14:02

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this thread has become a mess of the best and worst advice possible. Close your eyes, scroll, and whatever your mouse lands on is what you should go with

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 14:02

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Its on the glass for Pete's sake. Text the girl-dude and laugh about the awkward first date.

cazzyodo > CAR_IS_MI 08/11/2014 at 14:04

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Go with the classic "elbow wrinkle looks like a butt" picture. That's my buddy's go-to.

yamahog > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 14:04

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Actually laughed out loud, nice :P

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > CAR_IS_MI 08/11/2014 at 14:06

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Should have used the key!

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 14:12

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Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/11/2014 at 14:13

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Oppositelock relationship Roullete

1337HPMustang > GhostZ 08/11/2014 at 14:13

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Im glad I can come to oppo where people understand.

1337HPMustang > CAR_IS_MI 08/11/2014 at 15:07

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How come you're not responding to the pictures of my johnson? I sent you like 6 so far. What it lacks in size I make up for by owning an f350 so stop being a tease already!

CAR_IS_MI > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 15:12

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Oh. that was you. I thought someone was trying to frame me for child porn by sending me pics of a babys dick... Now that you tell me you have an F350 I guess that changes everything. Does it have big wheels and a massive... lift?

1337HPMustang > CAR_IS_MI 08/11/2014 at 15:54

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yep. Lifted, chunky tires, and I make sure to drive in top gear everywhere since that makes the most black smoke. Impressed now? Baybe it's like I own a monster truck so just climb on in and we'll make out to avenged sevenfold

pmendoza502 > 1337HPMustang 08/11/2014 at 16:53

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At least it wasnt a Crowbar!